I woke my spouse so he could get rid of the carcass. He did so without complaint. We've been married 12 years today. Don't let anyone tell you true love doesn't exist.
B. Zelkovich is peering out of their caveI was doing dishes When along came a spider Brown and spindly On the porcelain. Won't need to do the dishes Now the kitchen's burned To the ground Because HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING???? (no actual fire was set, but I am taking a break for the sake of my heart.)