Research on my own backstory is blowing my mind. Yesterday I found out that I went to the very first "Classical Christian" segregationist academy in America. Today I found out that we were a charter member of the ACCS, which was founded by... Doug Wilson, Pete Hegseth's evil pastor.

Ash McGonigal

Kelly has noticed that every time my mother does this, I pick up my old evangelical segregation academy textbook (from the four-semester section on how to think like a Christian) and start making plans to publicly dismantle it. WHICH WE ARE ACTUALLY DOING THIS TIME.