PR DIRECTOR: "Did you guys release those new McConnell photos like I told you?" PHOTOGRAPHER: "Yeah boss, super fucking embalmed-looking, just like you wanted." PR DIRECTOR: "What"
Kyle GriffinBREAKING: A statement from the Office of the Attending Physician says Mitch McConnell "is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office." A photo from McConnell's office: