“He’s a drunk. He’s a berserker. He’s misogynistic. He’s homophobic. He’s probably more bi than he realizes. He farts like a five year old. He gets in bar fights. He rips heads off Darkspawn and drinks their blood, probably. He’s a Grey Warden. He was in the Warrior caste. His wife left him for her
lesbian lover. His wife went on a Deep Roads expedition with their entire house & without him. He’s a surfacer. Everyone loathes him. He’s got a son. He’s a bad father. He’s a bad husband. He also somehow makes you feel less alone when you run into him during a fortress siege. He’s Oghren.”
