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Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber

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And THAT’S because, say it with me now folks! Japan has actual pro-consumer laws in place to protect people from companies doing this evil fucking shit, whereas the U.S. has none, because NOBODY in the U.S. actually wants pro-consumer laws to be passed/enacted, least of all American

Ответ для Glenn Waldorf

gamers themselves. Try running any sort of political campaign ON protecting folks from these harmful business practices, and you’re going to very likely fucking lose in the BIGGEST landslide loss that any politician in your state has ever fucking seen. Like the time they tried

Ответ для Glenn Waldorf

to replace Joe Manchin with a socialist candidate in West Virginia, but she got crushed under a 43 GODDAMN POINT loss to the GOP’s candidate!!!

Ответ для Glenn Waldorf

Also the reason why all the european microcomputer brands died in the 1990s. They weren’t as ruthless as Apple, Microsoft, HP, Dell, etc…

New MKW Knockout Tour rallies today!!

Nintendo has its own anti-competitive, anti-preservation, and anti-labor practices. But they are marginally better, yes. Don't forget about Valve.

The bar may be in hell, and nintendo may do plenty to piss me off too, but for all their eccentricities and idiosyncrasies, I get the feeling they don't want to collapse the industry for the sake of short term spreadsheet gains like MS and Sony.

*looks at the quote-tweets* oh, right Bluesky

Ответ для Imran Khan

Man, you aren't kidding! They're not even bringing up salient points. They're mad at price points, not the gutting of the industry!

Ответ для Imran Khan

Don't you understand, this funny post you did about the current news happening right now implied you didn't know or care of Nintendo's past mistakes/shitty practices. Next time, please include a disclaimer in your joke explaining that you do, in fact, remember things that happened in the past

Ответ для Zack Zwiezen

Rewriting the tweet while shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove

Ответ для Imran Khan

Observational comedy is a cardinal sin wouldn't you know?

Ответ для Imran Khan

Sorry bud every tweet you have to address every past sin of every company

Ответ для Imran Khan

Oof. I'm so glad I'm a nobody.

Ответ для HOT TOR GO!

Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb.

Ответ для Tom {🌾🍉🫒}

Bob Loblaw lobs bloblobber.

Also, we added stuff to Mario Kart World and didn’t charge for it.

Ответ для Kyle Hilliard

I had missed this news! I got MKW out to play again, but fired up Kirby Air Riders instead.

and not to be outdone. in the middle of the night they announced they're adding more routes to mario kart world

It's important to take the positive stuff wherever we can find them

They plainly understand the assignment in a way the weird tech/finance people running their competitors don't.

Ответ для Normal Liquid

They didn't get to be a 127 year old company by accident.

Ответ для Normal Liquid

Nintendo approaches game design the same way a toy company tried to make something cool to play with.

I know who I'm choosing

Valve: hehehe cube (don’t think about the price we didn’t want this either)

Nintendo isn’t perfect (game key cards), but warts and all they would still be a console I would still buy. I’m just so attached to their IPs. Couldn’t say the same for the other two, on top of their boneheaded decisions.

Ответ для Strider_Blaze

GKCs still suck but at least they 1) tell you right up front what you’re buying unlike PS and Xbox discs that are just download keys and 2) Nintendo themselves aren’t using them, for the most part (Pokopia is the only first party game on a GKC so far)

Ответ для 🍉Annalex

And Pokopia was developed by a secondary dev team, so still not representative of other Ninte do IPs (a Mario GKC would be a big sign if it happens).

Ответ для 🍉Annalex

[Stares at my physical Pokopia cartridge] .... what?

They also raised their base pay by 10%

Also Nintendo “we’re giving everyone a 10% raise” ZAG WHEN THEY ALL START ZIGGIN!!

I know it's not what you said, but I read it as the "Bob Loblaw" and that's how I will think of it from here on.

Didn't Nintendo also announce a 10% raise across the board this week, or am I misremembering?

Ответ для The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies

Technically announced a while ago but it's back in the news this week because it was referenced by corporate in a question about spreading profit to employees.

Ответ для The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies

That's technically the 2023 raise. They raised their entry-level salaries by 50k yen this year and that's more like 12% depending on the education level.

Also Nintendo : Oooh, didn't you read the terms of use ? That's too bad. It says here you can't back up your legally acquired games, or you go to jail forever. Oh, and we also desisted the tournament you asked us for permission 6 months ago at the last minute, so you have to pay the venue anyway.

Ответ для Nagasadri

Buddy we are begging you to enjoy the funny jokes

Ответ для Nfinit

...but I do ?

Ответ для Nagasadri

...considering the massive ratio I'm served, I guess I came off harsh ? I thought I was just playing off the joke. I'm confused