My sources in the beltway are confirming this happened not long after Trump defecated in his seat. Apparently the reanimated senator was able to consume part of Sec. Doug Burgum’s head before being fended off by guards. A foot chase ensued until Lindsey dove into the Potomac & made a clean getaway.
Ian Miles SchlongImagining Lindsey Graham bolting upright in his casket during his funeral service, then climbing out and chasing everybody around with arms outstretched, ravenous for brains.