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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1

Where’s the lie lol At the end of LotR Aragorn literally makes it law that no one but hobbits can enter the Shire, they’re xenophobic as fuck

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k0stra

IIRC the law was that the humans can't enter Shire without hobbits' approval and it was a direct consequence of Shire being ravaged by Saruman, allowing them to heal from that. One of his messages was also that isolationism cannot protect you from evil.

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k0stra

He was also open in his letters that the characterization of hobbits was a loving satire of English provincialism and petite bourgeios mentality.

josh boerman

“you see, in my vision of lord of the rings, all the hobbits are white supremacists”

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A Melted Mullist in Texas

He understood his Black Panther character was evil, right?

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No Cartridge Trev

“Why isn’t Frodo really kind of worried about dwarves moving in next door? I think he’d be quoting crime statistics”

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Athlete's Foot Demon

Samwise Gamgee is primarily known for helping Frodo get rid of that dastardly ring, but his life's mission is to educate the shire about declining birth rates and also he needs to get ALL the microplastics out of balls RIGHT NOW so do you know any wizards?

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No Cartridge Trev

You wouldn’t believe the level of discipline merry has on next door follow up. He’s a machine

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Mind Titan

No no hobbits just care a lot about cultural homogeneity. It's the only reason the elves get free healthcare, you know.

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k0stra

[hobbit bard grabbing a lute] So I’m drinkin' warm ale at the Green Dragon Inn, Tryin' to wash away this Shire-sized sin. Yeah, my lass ran away with a Brandybuck fool, Took my best pipe and my gardenin' tool!

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k0stra

Oh, I got no boots on these hairy little feet, But a country hobbit's life is still pretty sweet. Yeah, pour me a pint, let the fiddle softly play, ‘Cause tomorrow is a six-meal-a-day kinda day.

LaMadrugada

This is COMPLETE bullshit, and it's part of the same stupid trend that gave female dwarves beards (nope) and humiliated Emowyn for the entertainment value. All to pander to the fucking neckbeards. And here we go again. Tolkien HATED this race baiting bullshit.

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LaMadrugada

His letters prove it. "The Letters of JRR Tolkien." #30. A German publisher asks about his ancestry. This is in 1938. In his reply, he calls the question "impertinent and irrelevant." #29, he rants to a friend about how the attitude of the German publisher pisses him off.

Jasen

he's been on a lot of bullshit lately, like acting in angel studios' Young Washington. deeply sad behavior for a talented actor!

PJ Harvey Dent

Man, what a shitbird.

The Space Pope

Vigilant Citizen: The Two Towers

Mansour

"They're not very concerned about what goes on beyond the borders of the shire." Ah yes, they famously just stay in the shire and never go beyond its borders. In all the books and the movies, they just chill in the shire.

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A Reverse Ryuunosuke

I mean most of em don't leave. Of course that lands them under the rule of ol' Sharkey... Tolkien had a lot of issues, but he was pretty clear on that one it seems.

laur

And it truly was the worst of all possible Andy Serkises