G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ C͎̘̦h̫͎a̠̘͚o̡͇s͓̦ G͔̞̫o̞̙͓b͓̠̻l̦͚͇i͇͉̝n̡̘͍

Imagine being buffoonish enough to actually write a fluff piece for THE WORST health secretary in the history of the fucking country.