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Lady G, you look like shit🫣

6-7

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He’s denying urges by indulging others

Looking at this makes the amount of time and effort it takes to get him into a suit and made up for the camera quite clear. Gotta be a big team behind the scenes doing that.

I'm so confused how a scalr of Jeanine Pirro to Pete Hegseth works. Like, bad legal decisions drunk to killing people drunk? He doesn't seem to be driving so I will rate him at 11 Pirros.

He’s not quite Tiger Woods

Is he still at Disney? It’s a Small World, maybe??

Is he still at Disney???

Such a looser

His time is coming and he knows it

Vote him out.

Graham is a problem @whitehouse-47.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @jaketapper.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social

This was me after 5 kamikaze shots at Timmy Nolan’s 🙃

Where is his butt?

Man. Happy Hour at Thrust Lounge is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

That Tiger driving?

Ask him about the 3 day long parties at the “ ranch”

Wow. I guess drinking is all the old geezer has left. Lord knows he doesn't have his integrity.

Whoever fist bumped him needs to get a rabies shot.

His driver:

Oliver Reed...

I’d be blackout drunk every day if I’d wasted my life hurting people and abased myself for the grossest person on earth too.

He pants are on inside out if that helps the rating.

Weeeee !

Open container. He gets 30 days.

If Lindsey Graham is reelected this year, I'm going to have some serious questions. Does Dr. Annie Andrews have a chance?

Guessing that being a pathetic, sycophantic, butt kissing, pos requires LOTS of self medication. 🙄

In all fairness, Charleston is where everybody in the south goes to get crunked up.

The worst people seem to live forever. He looks radioactive.

Holy fucking hell

Definitely Jeanine Pinot Maitre’d: Senator Graham, it’s time to close. Graham: But I haven’t finished my wine! M’d: We’ll put it in a plastic to-go cup.

Is there a difference?

20 bubble wands and a cone on his head drunk, while singing oops I did again whilst letting Tiger Woods drive

He is a hot mess! Maybe if he was honest with himself he wouldn’t need to drink away his “Secrets”.

White Wine in a plastic cup! Had to finish the Bottle!

So, is this an Uber/Lyft type vehicle? Open container laws?

Damn it Hoodlum! I want to learn English from whomever you learnt it from! (my pronunciation may not have been better, but my allegories would certainly be!!!)

Can we talk about those pants and how much work the belt is doing??

I hope @drannieandrews.com can get this drunk out of D.C. His alcoholism is out of control. Practically every time he’s on Fox, he is slurring and red-eyed and talking nonsense. If he was a school teacher or a cop or had any sort of responsible regular job, he’d be fired by now.

That's almost an Orson Welles on Paul Masson.

He's got a belly full of self-loathing.

Ambulance!

Look at that posture.

It MAIL/MAIL CALL it looks like Ms Lindsey has a letter in its mailbox

He should pay for his own security.

Which is worse off, his liver or his soul?

Great question Bad answer That's not drunk, that's Ssshhhhhrrrruuuunnk

The 2 of them together, NYE, Open bar

Tiger Woods should take note: someone else drove

I'd be drunk too if I had to regularly demean myself like Miss Lindsey does.

He looks like a plate of warmed over shit.

It's a requirement to stay drunk as Fuck, when you have given your soul to Satan, and you hate your country and you despise yourself. Bottoms up Mr Graham.

Another disappointing day in the obituaries.

He's totally gonna hit a line in the motorcade and the old man will be good to go. That's how this administration rolls...

Wasted away in Pedoritaville

Jeanine Pinot

See Tiger, that’s how it’s done. Let someone else drive

Holy shit! This is what happens when you sell your soul to Trump.

That’s Trumptard’s piss in his cup.

About 6 Jeanines

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Drunk enough to be a Supreme Court judge.

The people supposedly running our government now...its the stuff that nightmares are made of.

It's a good thing he's not driving.

Approaching Lahey here

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🤠

“I support wars that make America THICK”? 🤪

We pay for that.

He's only in a rush because he's just heard that his boss wants some straights fucked and opened up. Happy Easter. 🐰

How is his opponent behind in the polls? Just how. Honestly. Enough.

oh that's Kavanaugh level, off the charts

Don't be too harsh. Getting smashed is probably the only way he can live with himself.

What is that one guy packing in both pant legs? 🧐

It's just an observation, but that man has a void where an ass should be.

If I were him I'd be drinking heavily too.

Um, I thought open alcohol in a car was a violation?

Jim Lahey? That you?

I'm just surprised he didn't insist on driving.

Lordy Lord!!

More time for sloshing

On a positive note, he’s not Tiger woods and actually has a driver.

11.8

Break out the breathalyzer and I'm sure he'd blow a Tiger Woods. Who are we kidding. We all know he'd blow Tiger even without the breathalyzer.

What a complete knob

Schmammered. Me-maw is gonna be pissed when he gets him. Is tiger chauffeuring?

He knows that he is an evil pos - he’s self medicating to get through whatever is left of his miserable existence!

How did my brain totally read that text as Lindsey Lohan and expect to see her at it again? This is so much worse

His Easter bonnet on wrong…

He ONE sip away, from peeing on himself !!! 🫢🤪🤪🤪🤪

I can NOT wait for the day this asshat is 100% irrelevant. The sooner the better!

I think Linds is on his way to Rudy Guilaini territory.

Sloppy Drunk. What a mess.

Congratulations South Carolina!

Tiger x 5

He's upright, so not quite Judge Winebox, but he's not quite as good at functioning as Drunky Pete, so he's about middling between them.

That would be a Jeanine Kegsbreath, Hoodlum

Its no coincidence that the rise in global terrorism happened while the US was " protecting its interests " in the Middle East US war makes everybody less safe Especially the US

Lady G is probably at the Jeanine Pirro level. She would not be walking if she was Kegsbreath drunk.

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Getting drunk and committing treason on the taxpayer’s dime. Fuck you @senlindseygraham.bsky.social

🤪🤪🤪

He's at Steve Bannon.

Did Lindsey Graham just say, "Foreign wars make America great" 🤔 Not very Christian

Drunk enough to date Divine 💙

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Please South Carolina. Do better! He has to go!

8/10 🤪 “Invite Lindsey 🐞 to dinner, and you don’t know if he’ll sit down for an intelligent conversation or get drunk & 🤮 vomit in the fish tank” www.rawstory.com/lindsey-grah...

GOP lawmaker spills about unpredictable colleague Lindsey Graham: 'Vomit in the fish tank'Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was lavished with praise by Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) in his latest book How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will, while at the same time, also describe...www.rawstory.com

Lindsey is a failed experiment as a senator and human being.

Living in a bubble.

I would says he's almost at Giuliani.

Is open container allowed? Oh that's right, we have a two tiered justice system.

Four sheets to the wind.

Lindsey supports dead brain cells. Such a miserable little man who lives to share his misery.

Pete Kegsbreath!

Off the charts! He's probably got a B.A.C. of 1.19, and this is in the fucking morning? WTF???

He has to drink or else he has to explain himself to the ghost of John McCain who must be haunting him.

So many drunks and addicts in this regime. That frightens me because people under the influence are impulsive, their inhibitions are gone so their decision making is flawed.

😂😂😂 🤔8

sir? That’s laughable he’s almost as disgusting as his bronze daddy

The price tag from selling your soul is showing, Linds.

lindsey has drunk his ass off

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Where did he leave his ass? 🤨

hey, where all the white MEN at????

A genocidal maniac trying to drink his way into heaven 🤔

Campaign ad!

I pray for his liver...to fail.

Not Baaaaarnaby Joyce, the former Deputy Prime Minister, level. The Beetrooter was a big "family values" man until he was found to have knocked up one of his staffers, subsequently devorcing his wife and marrying the staffer.What is it about right-wing hacks and their lack of self-control.

Pete Kegsbreath.

2 ‰ ?

Maybe Trump really is dead and Lindsey is drowning his sorrow.

Who can say?

😁😅😬you made me spit out my iced tea!

If you were a closet gay man in n.c you drink yourself stupid too.

Hes hammered as he ponders and tries to mask the absolutely horrific choices he is responsible for. Him and ever other disgusting monster in this regime need to be held accountable.

Must have developed self awareness

As they say, that old queen has been,,, 'Over Served' 🤣

#LadyG

They got him by alot. He is just getting started. Find him in 2 hours and report back.

4 Pirros🤣

Toasted but at least he isn’t driving like Woods

Full-on Louie Pheeters

Lindsey Olin Graham, American politician and attorney, serving as the senior US senator from South Carolina

Embarrassing how many drunks in Congress?

Wait till he does the child rapist act and starts pissing all over himself!

Both, sum total, when they think no one is watching—3-martini breakfast & no food level trashed. They must HAVE TO BE SHTFACED, to stay in the room with “THAT!”

My man is plowed😬

Holy shit

Ms Lindsey had too many mint juleps! Hope he doesn’t come down with the vapors!

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Kudlow

Maybe more of a Tiger Woods leaning towards a Jeanine Pirro wine night thing

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South Carolina deserves better.

Damn. I always thought the drinking was a rumor but he's clearing drunk here.

He goes to 11

Full in Pirro. Some stock he owns thats been a dud for over a decade shoots up if we go to war. He went from piss drunk & barely conscious to head cheerleader partying like hes Charlie Sheen and Netanyahu is free cocaine

😂🤣😂

lindsey has a lot of demons to drink away.

Where's his bubble wand?

This war probably has him partying like he gave up sobriety for Lent.

SO glad I don’t live in SC anymore. Bad news: Lady G is still in the news.

This is what Americans voted for either explicitly or implicitly by refusing to vote against it.

Befuddled saggy ass old tourist with his go-cup.

Grandma would've say he's "3 sheets to the wind." 😁

I'd say kind of a Pete Pirro mood there. I could barely understand if he said safer or sober! He supports wars that make America safer. Well, Lindsey, I live near many military bases. I figure our area could be one of the first to get sabotaged because of the war in Iran. So, safer? Not so much.

Open container drunk.

Really freaking wasted.

He's at a Dudley Moore level! youtu.be/9qHA9iDmxl4?...

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He’s at Ronny Jackson there.

He seems fine.

Drunk Uncle drunk. youtu.be/dkuneZKbIXs?...

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10/Brett Kavanaugh

It's how she lives with herself.

Those circuit parties are starting to take their toll.

Man, it looks like he's gone straight to Boris Yeltsin!

Have you heard the expression “cock-drunk”?

🥃🤪🥵🤢🤮🥴

So nice he can afford to drink and get driven around on our tax dollars when I can’t afford gas to get to work now… because of Nazi republicans like him! 🖕🤬🖕

sure, don't use the anal scale

Day drinking will get you. Lindsey’s shit faced.

Extremely

is he drinking a cup of cold trump urine?

about a 4 on a kegsbreath

1/2 box wine drunk , more like judge jeanine then whiskey pete

At least he’s not driving a car. (Just the whole country.)

John Daly drunk. A senator that needs to carry a roadie does not possess elevated judgment.

So, we’re just gonna ignore the seat of those pants?!

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Slumpy (posture), and dumpy frumpy (pants). All that aside, look at the privilege he holds whilst average Americans suffer in this economy, and worry about our kids being sent to a war he supports. He can go to an event or fancy club, get bombed, and be protected by security and a driver.

When you know you are living a lie, it catches up to you…

Seems to be below Boris Yeltsin level.

In the sloppy side