⟳ Репост от professor of fallout 3 haterology
For someone who’s spent his entire life in the thrall of celebrity and entertainment it’s impressive how bad he is at that stuff. Bombed standup routine the other night, flop 250th, flop military parade, ultimate fighting shindig no one cared about, blowing up the Kennedy Center . . .
BrendelIt is amazing that the 250th anniversary of America was pretty much just not a thing. You could tell all the companies thought it would be, they had 250th ketchup and ice cream and energy drinks but all we got was a shit ass fair that no one went to