He "would have walked to the Capital" with his rioters, but the Secret Service "wouldn't let" him. He "would have given the world's longest, most amazing speech no matter how hot it was" but the weather "wouldn't let" him. He's even too lazy to invent new excuses...
Mrs. Betty BowersDonald always lies to cover up his public failures. When he lost an election, it was because the election was "hacked and stolen." When he ruined the Reflection Pool, it was because of invisible "vandals." When no one showed up for his dull “250 State Fair,” he closes it "because of heat."