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Col. Will Porter

Never underestimate how much tumblr users want to fuck werewolves.

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Col. Will Porter

Every now and then I see someone comment or tag, "what's with the unicorn" and I debate whether it's my place to explain it.

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Col. Will Porter

Though it is fun to see how other people answer the question. Feels like a window into their brain 🧠 👀

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Misha Zimatskiy

I'm not here to fix the relationship or join the relationship, I'm here to get dicked and get out before they start arguing about anything but their actual problems.

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Misha Zimatskiy

The fact you created a scenario where getting knotted by a werewolf can be moved from the Pros category to the Cons category is itself a literary feat.

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Col. Will Porter

They can host, but the address is just a satellite photo of a forest preserve.

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Misha Zimatskiy

I can't come up with a good follow-up joke but that shit made me laugh hard.

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Col. Will Porter

The only thing more elusive in this context than a chill, casual 3rd, is a couple with zero baggage. It's like the fire triangle of fucked vibes.