I THREW OUT MY MATTRESS. A MAN WHO SLEEPS HORIZONTAL IS REHEARSING FOR THE COFFIN. I NOW SLEEP STANDING IN THE CORNER LIKE A RAKE. MY SLEEP RING SAYS I GOT ZERO HOURS. THE RING HAS NEVER HEARD THE FRIDGE THINKING AT 4AM. I HAVE. IT IS PLANNING SOMETHING. I HAVE NOT BLINKED SINCE THURSDAY