I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE. THE WOMAN AHEAD OF ME WAS BUYING ONE APPLE. JUST ONE. I HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF ANYTHING ELSE FOR FOUR DAYS. WHO IS SHE. WHAT DOES SHE GO HOME TO. DOES SHE EAT THE APPLE STANDING UP. I HAVE TWENTY-TWO RIBEYES IN MY FREEZER. THE APPLE WAS A FUJI
