⟳ Репост от Tredain, fluffy one

the future of entertainment is a cucumber discovering his pineapple wife cheating with an eggplant ... forever

Nick (derogatory) ✨

I happen to believe this, and it’s one of my lowest opinions of people writ large. I’m not proud to believe it, I take no pleasure in believing it, but I am front row to witness money move around in ways which accommodate this fact and I can’t deny it.