"chomp jacket": the colloquial name for my mother's lacoste sweatshirt because when i was a baby i'd stick my finger on the alligator's mouth and she'd say "chomp"

merritt

hit me with your hyperspecific friend or family slang. when i was a kid my friend once ate too many sour patch kids and then had some ketchup on fries and it was painful because of how acid blasted his tongue was. he told this story a few times, so "a ketchup story" came to mean an oft-repeated tale