THREE CASES OF BEER YOU SAY??? The case will be a perfect occasion to reprise SCOTUS drunk history about the founding fathers being frat bros. (The fine is excessive & not proportional, but you know they're not going to reason in a straightforward/logical way.)

SNL: Kavanaugh's 'I Like Beer' TestimonyAlt: SNL: Kavanaugh's 'I Like Beer' Testimonystatic.klipy.comJosh Gerstein

BREAKING: #SCOTUS grants cert in dispute over Constitution's excessive fines clause, case focuses on $95,000 airplane forfeited over 3 cases of beer illegally transported by passenger ij.org/case/alaska-...