Wtf nonsense is this, “fistfights”. The dad challenge is increasingly complicated hair braiding. Jeez. Even my old man could braid hair. Srsly.
Jon Boistired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber