Everton fans (rightfully) losing their s*** over, I suspect, another boring, slow, turgid performance from the boys. Meantime I’m watching Traitors US and absolutely loving it! I have finally grown up.

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The Stoke fans are having a proper boss time in the stands. Everton players on the pitch don't look like they know what they are set up to do. So automatically, it's defend and then see if we can break with a long ball. Grim is an understatement.