⟳ Репост от punkathoodle
me: *tosses peanuts, raisins and M&Ms in a bowl* him: whatcha got? me: a salad him: *peeks* that's trail mix, not a salad me: a cold dish of mixed ingredients him: salads have dressing me: *gets caramel sauce from fridge* him: me: *squeezes bottle* him: me: salad in the age of cyclospora