you want data centers in space so nobody from the FBI or Europol can come knocking on your door about certain images or financial docks, and subsequently confiscating hard drives containing evidence of your organized crime operation

🚲insert into warcrimes_users where profession = 'maga'

it's a lie meant to obfuscate the real reasons you'd have data centers in space: to skirt data residency laws basically creating legal grey zones for questionable data and prevent seizure/inspection by state entities that certain groups hate