"Ha-ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!"
Princess Bride: Sicilian LaughsAlt: Vizzini laughs, freezes, and falls over sideways.static.klipy.com