THIS. Also, I'm obviously not clever enough to be a grossly over-paid Hollywood c-suite dweller, because I might try meaningfully promoting my very expensive content then give it a minute to build world of mouth. Maybe go wild and stop making things so damn hard to find.
Megan Fox"Why isn't anyone watching our expensive new TV shows?!" because we think you'll cancel them and oh hey look at that, variety.com/2026/tv/news...