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Dark Souls 2 Summons are either named Lunistacia The Murderer and have an 8 part quest line or some random guy named Delicate Steve.

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Dark Souls 2 has the best summons and invaders. A special "fuck you" to Maldron the Assassin. I'd love to know whose idea he was.

Shoutout to my personal MVP Twiggy Shei. Helped me make quick work of the Burnt Ivory King.

Swearing under my breath every time "The Forlorn" shows up.

Ответ для Spencer

that motherfucker gotta calm down

Ответ для Spencer

The Pursuer’s got nothing on these bastards.

Also, Delicate Steve will solo the hardest boss in the game for you, then bow and disappear forever. Lunistacia will die if you pull a lever attached to nothing on the other side of the map from her.

I like naming my chars in any DS game the same because it's funny. Gentle Gary Loathsome Larry Smelly Simon Count Chonkulus And so on.

Jester fucking Thomas

steve deserves his own quest line

When I ask my daughter what music she wants to listen to, 7 times out of 10 she says Delicate Steve.

I saw him at The Chapel in SF last year. Lunistacia The Murderer that is.

Who's that in the very bottom of the poison dump far underground? Why, it's Woodland Child Gully

delicate steve is a real glass cannon

Ответ для carmyn

That’s right

Ответ для carmyn

Super sticky build, that shit is purple.

@rabblehauser.bsky.social lolll!

Ответ для Sai

This is what happens when Miyazaki forgets to micromanage everyone

getting my ass handed to me by armourer dennis

Meanwhile there's Mild Mannered Pate...

ooooh delicate steve, where did you go, what have you seen

Ответ для Alex

somewhat angry but mostly relieved someone beat me to this.

Ответ для Alex

Came to make sure someone made this joke.

Ответ для François de Billy, Head of Product Excellence

My kid actually asked for Steve vinyl for Christmas. It is indeed awesome stuff.

Delicate Steve headlined a music festival at the punk house I was living at in 2013

my favorite thing about delicate steve is how he doesn't play the guitar, he sings with it and you can kind of hear the lyrics. on 'i can fly away', you can hear the guitar saying 'i can fly away' in the main riff over and over