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broke: pandemic happened because a pangolin fucked a bat woke: a pangolin and a bat, who were lovers and genius scientists, conspired together to make the pandemic happen
Jonn Elledgethe synthesis between the zoonotic disease and lab leak theories is "covid was the result of a sinister experiment to create biological weapons, conducted by a bat", and I don't think we've thought about that possibility to enough