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Everything in that box seems terrible, except maybe the marinated califlower (because that can actually be nice, if the person is a good cook)

to anyone who is eating like this will seasoning kill you

I have a friend of a friend who is desperately trying to break into this scene and invited all of us to join her “I’m just such a hard-working mom casually recording myself stoically making bagels” page. It pairs nicely with her “scream, swear, and shame her son for being ‘too soft’l actual image.

Congratulations, mom, you just further condensed your son's autism

When your kid doesn’t have autism but you say so you can use your essential oils

I like how it’s an updated version of this comic back in 2021.

That kid is going end up doing meth or crack

I feel bad for all the kids with almond moms.

Sound delicious. That kid doesn’t realize how good he has it

This except it was the 80s and it was pita bread the thickness and flavour of cardboard, filled with alfalfa sprouts, and a thermos of skimmed milk. Eight-year-old me looked like a famine victim.

I’m forever thankful I lived through the days I could just buy a sausage roll, or meat pie, and a cream bun from the school tuck shop 😃

people feeling the need to "cure" autism is so stupid because we're literally just normal except we don't understand the hidden social "rules" and we get really really excited about Our Thing and we will explain The Thing to you for several hours if you let us

i suspect little todd's vaccine history is missing a few things

Sharing my Luchables with Todd

a tray of food with crackers and oreos on a purple backgroundAlt: Lunchables pack with crackers, lunchmeat, cheese, and oreosmedia.tenor.com

this feels personal somehow "tod", hope youre doing good

Don’t know why tofu has to catch a stray bullet here. But this is fucking hilarious.

That's so few calories lil' bro is gonna perish.

No lies detected.

Only thing cooked here is Mama's brain.

That ain't autism. That's scurvy.

poor greighson

My parents had a Deli when I was growing up I had a roast beef and cheese hero with chips and ding dongs I could trade my lunch for anything

My mother was exactly like this before the internet was even a thing in homes 🤣

to be fair cauliflower is pretty good if you do it properly and roast it, but mama ain't doing that ever since she read about acrylamide on mumsnet hey todd, you can have my crisps

Don't blame tofu for your shitty decisions, people.

Fuck the tofu reference. Fuck it.

I swear to God I hate this so much. If you see me shopping with my kid and see the almond milk in my cart. It's mine not his. I have milk allergies. He gets regular whole milk. Moms like this make me feel like the world is judging me for having a gd allergy.

"greighson, (pronounced Todd)" Literally made me chortle.

😂😂

Pronounced "Todd" 💀💀💀💀💀

Frozen yogurt is better than ice cream.

My mom said, "If you want lunch tomorrow, you better make it tonight," and she meant it.

I'm all for a healthy meal... But Vlogger Mom here is 100% doing this for views and Facebook clout. Concern for her Son's health and Autism (If it exists at all) is all performative bullshit.

Classic

Bwahahahahah!

Even as a tofu lover, the idea of unseasoned tofu made me gag.

“And then we’re going to throw it all out and give him something normal to eat” Right? …right?

Greighson is gonna get bullied into his next life on name alone.

Mmmm…so delicious 🤢

It has to be sufficiently sad-beige.

it’s just not the same without the lip injections and live laugh loves

HHAAA😭

🤣 awesome

Cauliflower rocks but does not a meal make Consume with sausage, drenched in the juice lake

Oh my god, I don't know why, but I laughed hardest when I saw the nails.

Marinated in what? Water???

🤣 spot on.

"Greighson (pronounced "Todd")" Has probably been my favorite line from you. It's just perfection.

That 💩is🤣as👹

Cold rice I feel like is a crime against humanity. That is like the worst part of this comic for me! Also somebody correct me but doesn't cold rice have the potential for food poisoning?

And here my mom listened to my pediatrician's dietary advice. Like a fool!

Hooray for child abuse

"influencers" and "content creators" are cancer

Me just sharing my lunch with Todd. My lunch:

😂

Excellent cartoon.

come with meeee to prepare the viral luhhhncchh

That kid is fictional and I still feel sorry for him!

Ahahaha

At least she didn't put him on a friggin'hyperbaric chamber (and yes, there's people who puts their autistic childs in hyperbaric chambers as a "cure").

DC reference?

What a weird ending to the Corpse Tower arcade game

That is a genuine autistic response. The realism is appreciated. 😏

1000 pts for the Tragedeigh name

It would appear to be time to check her into a home that brain is goo

It was crazy to see the crunchy mom to fascist midcentury homemaker pipeline