In 1944, the United States put General Patton in charge of First United States Army Group (FUSAG) which was a completely fictional army created to convince the Germans the Allied forces would be landing at the Pas-de-Calais instead of Normandy on D-Day. Now we're like, NEENER NEENER HERE WE COME!

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