“Paramount's marketing uses the tagline, "The name you know, the story you don't", indicating that the adaptation expands upon familiar elements of Dickens's novella”
Oh cool we're gonna get to see Ebenezer's origin story, you know, the thing that make up the entirety of A Christmas Carol.
Clavicular live-streaming coming out of the cinema saying "Chad Ebenezer totally moggs beta cuck Bob Cratchitt and his mid wife leaving Tiny Tim dead-ass washed on Christmas Day".
