"If someone gave you a cookie to kick the neighbor's dog, you wouldn't do it, right? "Well, Ken Paxton has been taking millions of cookies to kick people's dogs. "Except the cookies are dollar bills, and the kicking is helping those people cheat. All of us are the dogs."

Jon Cooper

How is Ken Paxton able to own at least 15 real estate properties worth around $9 million—including a $1 million property in Hawaii with an ocean view—on his government salary of $153,000 per year? Explain it to me like I’m five.