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the Cosmos Constellation

🔥 okay so we got some mac and cheese from one of our spouse's coworkers. I figured, hey, might as well no, we definitely should NOT. this is so fucking bad it is like, unbelievable. We have not been physiologically repelled by food so hard in ages. It's like, unreal how terrible this is. owo

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the Cosmos Constellation

🔥 Our interest in this now is strictly a matter of forensics. Like, a grim, circumspect curiosity on how it's possible to make fucking mac and cheese taste so goddamn vile. It tastes like a barren white expanse of the void. We put paprika, pepper, and gochujang in here, and the only flavor is "oil".

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the Cosmos Constellation

🔥 It's not even salty! I genuinely do not know how you could make something this perversely oily with conventional ingredients and not have it also taste wildly salty, or at least a little sweet, but, no???? The ONLY note is goddamn canola oil! Nothing from the pasta itself, not even any cheese!

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the Cosmos Constellation

🔥 I feel bad for the gochujang. I'm sorry, we didn't know we were dropping you into an oceanic abyss, an oblivion of flavorless grease. There is no salvaging this, and I dare say I cannot imagine how it was made in the first place. We feel a little bit haunted, and a lot sickened.

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the Cosmos Constellation

🔥 Okay, the smell of it is also carrying over that aroma and flavor of naught, so I am getting rid of this now. Jesus Christ in a chicken basket, [name redacted], how the fuck do you do this.