kritty krat nyahah >w<: some people think chastity is about…

okay but what's stopping him from picking someone up and dropping them from like 30ft in the air? or is it that his size to the point where he can't get a proper grip on even a car?

kritty krat nyahah >w<

23 июл., 23:54

the micro city starts putting up billboards like "lmao" "are you serious???" "try harder man, c'mon"

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kritty krat nyahah >w<

23 июл., 23:56

the population starts reporting a bankrupt massage industry bc anybody can just lay down outside and get a full-body kneading from the increasingly frustrated catboy hovering over the city

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kritty krat nyahah >w<

24 июл., 00:03

face slowly shifting from >:3! to :|? to >:T? each time the stomp counter comes up 💀x0

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kritty krat nyahah >w<

24 июл., 00:15

somehow he winds up leaving buildings and vehicles in a better condition than before. the streets are swept clean. literally everyone in the streets came but him. the news sings the miracle catboy's praises. he sulks away and has a huffy frustrated jerk sesh about it a couple miles away. alas!

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Gaernin

24 июл., 00:20

Could he please stay for the jerk sesh?

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kritty krat nyahah >w<

24 июл., 00:23

luckily, news copters were on site for the event... and i hear visitors to the city's many skyscrapers had no problem getting a first hand glance of proceedings uwu

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Arzill

24 июл., 00:35

I'm sure at least a few citizens would begin to pity him "Mister Macro Catboy, I still think your scary! Like last time you were stomping around the highway, it nearly made me late for work again — I could've lost my job! oh well, at last they would sympathetically offer to help his jerk sesh

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goaty goats (Norever Plaza out now!)

24 июл., 02:18

Are you the miracle catboy?

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kritty krat nyahah >w<

24 июл., 02:22

well, they say every tale carries a piece of the author... myehe uwu

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Pinball

24 июл., 00:22

bsky.app/profile/hirc...

Evil Goat No One Alive

nobody died but it did freak someone out so bad they went into labor so the death toll is -1

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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Megaplex

23 июл., 23:57

I think you're on to something here "haha I crushed the bugs oooo I'm so mean haha hello smears" is so passe what are you that kid from toy story grow up scrub sorry you don't have retinol in your routine.