Data: *bakes cookies* Picard: WTF? We're in the middle of battle! Data: I am capable of performing many operations simultaneously. Picard: Fire phasers! *beep* *beep beep beep* P: Keep firing! *beep* *smoke fills the bridge, tinged with cinnamon*

Isa has an alibi

When watching sci-fi, it's hard to tell the difference between the kitchen timer going off and setting phasers to stun.