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That what happens when oil sanctions cause you to make your robots run on vodka.

The NYT will not live this down. We see through you. bsky.app/profile/marc...

go home dad, you're drunk!

Oops.

Don't drink and droïd folks !

Russian robot bombed on Russian vodka

...ha ha... Lol ...

Hysterical.

😱😂

Giving Trump vibes

omg

Debuts in Drunk Mode.

Rough lmfao

One too many em dashes.

How often do you see a petrol powered robot, though?

A beautiful performance piece about the NYT's integrity.

back to gulag for the proponents lol

Poor Russia – they keep repeating the “make Trump the US president” script, and with the same outcomes.

Looks like the robots and AI have a way to go.... especially based on the energy requirements. I sense an AI bubble BURST. But this is hilarious. I love the for Russia. I saw a Honda dog at a tech show do better....

So lifelike!

Related to Mitch??

The team then all mysteriously slipped out windows

Still a better President than Trump

They named it Trump.

Is he running a pedophile ring as well?

My mother has advanced dementia and walks just like that. Strange

🤣🤣🤣. Putin’s finest. What an idiot.

An SNL skit. Satire of the hell we r in.

Hopefully representative of the future of the regime.

Even robots drink to forget they are in Russia

Robots are not given a glass of spirit before going on stage for courage..

Dumb decision to publicize untested technology. Watch me as I hit this unbreakable window with a hammer.

LOL those guys were just waiting for that robot to go berserk so they could take it down, but it had a grand mal seizure instead.

TNYT, covered up a sex trafficker of children to become president of USA! Let that sink in🤯

I’ve seen this particular move on the sidewalk in Moscow numerous times

Russian Vodka

It's RoboYeltsin.

bsky.app/profile/data...

Still better than the one which was just a human in a suit.

Too much iron 😉

Boston Analytics does it better.

It's also shitface drunk like half of Russia?

Complicit bsky.app/profile/data...

Now if only Putin could follow that example!

That's the Hegseth model -- it had a few vodkas before the demonstration.

AI faceplanted, you say?

The AI robot had seen how Russians walk out of a vodka bar and simply nailed it on stage.

Literally our government. Staggers onto the world stage, trips and face plants, and MAGA runs to cover it all up with twisted lies and blame people.

Well it’s modeled after a Russian I am sure - so drunk stumbling is a feature

Whelp, that's Russia for you.

Is that Joe Biden?

This is my thought about this story: bsky.app/profile/chri...

That’s the original video with music 😂

Видео

TA-DA!

Like North Korea test-launching one of its intercontinental ballistic missiles...

It's like the aides looking after Biden in 2024

Fuck that shit

Too much vodka

Vodka powered, clearly.

China is kicking everyone’s tush in the robotics these days by a long margin!!!

It is is a self-control robot which is created by the cheap Russian workers or the cheap third world workers from India, Kenya, etc. at the computer in the office.

Tremendous

Comrade Clanker

I remember my first shot of vodka ....

So Putin-like

Powered by vodka and a misguided yearning for lost empire.

Every nurse watching their risk of falls patient five minutes before shift ends..

Drunk like a Russian. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

You'd never write this about OpenAI or Boston Dynamics. But it's the same shit from them.

Well, they clearly expected this to happen or they wouldn’t have been so quick with the black sheet.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 we are ways away from a t2 scenario

T-800. For real

Covering the disgraced robot up with a sheet, does not actually make it look better, which is worth remembering if you ever have to stage a poorly designed robot show that you expect to end in humiliation.

Cue the GIFs & short vids in 3… 2… 1…

Oops!

Walking like Boris Jelzin.

e-Medvedev works as expected. 🤣