Google search "Capital One Trump money laundering" and much to no one's amazement: no @nytimes.com or @washingtonpost.com articles regarding the matter appear. Fascinating eh? Just kidding. We know they are compromised af.

Capital One says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probeThe disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to the president's family business.www.reuters.com