Ah, I don't have to worry about that because my local paper is owned by *checks notes* the parent company of the National Inquirer... great.
Hanaa’ TameezUSA Today Co. owns more than 200 local newspapers in the United States, along with its national daily USA Today. The partnership with Palantir comes amid a decline in search traffic — a challenge faced by publications around the world. www.niemanlab.org/2026/08/amer...