It's like a game of catchphrase you can never win. "What's Cliff saying here?" Buzz - Taking the biscuit Close but not right Buzz - I can't stand up for falling down No. Try again. Wrong artist. Buzz - When I'm 84 Sorry you're wrong Forever....

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Here it is, the piss-de-resistance of Cliff's 2026 calendar. Absolutely marvellous.