Brian Greene, the U.S. narrator from the Maisy children’s cartoons. Or Denny Doherty. Or Eartha Kitt. I feel that Stephen Fry or David Attenborough would be too much to ask. Related: If you haven’t seen Stranger than Fiction, you need to drop everything and watch it immediately.

Nanoraptor

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?