Someone who loves Paul Anka says YOU'RE old? You don't have to stand (or sit) for that. Unluckily for you, my lack of dignity means I'm not beneath playing "(You're) Having My Baby" (the 4th-worst hit song of all time) and leaving you with having to explain that filth to your teen.
JHi @jtkantor.bsky.social ! We're at the game today and I have a 15 year old who loves Paul Anka and I'd get begrudging teen respect if I can get one of his songs played through my use of "old person Twitter" Thanks!