<steps to lectern> <organizes notes> <clears throat> "AFFORDABILITY" PREDATES THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BY 250 YEARS, YOU ACCURSED APPLEHEAD DOLL IN AN ILL-FITTING SUIT <straightens tie> <leaves lectern>
Aaron RuparTrump: "We have the strongest economy we've ever had. The word 'affordability' is a fake word made up by the Democrats."