Cities running out of water because of data centers makes me think of this onion story from 28 years ago. theonion.com/evil-genius-...

Evil Genius Gates Drops Windows 98 Into NYC Water SupplyNEW YORK—Determined to circumvent Justice Department action forestalling the release of his powerful new operating system, Microsoft CEO and evil genius Bill Gates dropped Windows 98, coded into liqui...theonion.com