Loot drop after defeating me: - eleven pairs of identical joggers in black or gray - approximately 7 pounds of colored gel pens - several thousand books (bookshelves not included) - one (1) plush Emotional Support Potato named Spud - a sprinkling of freshly roasted coffee beans
K.B. SpanglerLoot drop after defeating me: - Two very loud dogs. They're your problem now. - 1 half-drunk can of Diet Red Bull - 184 notebooks with only the first four pages used - Seed packets - A whole-ass herd of deer - Handbag full of husband's random EDC castoffs