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Don't let Ron Howard see this.

Lol

How's that working

Now THAT’S funny

Well at least that one he didn’t lift from Bell Hooks too.

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First they came for polyphyletic, mostly aquatic, photosynthetic eukaryotic organisms. I did nothothing because I was not a photosynthetic eukaryote...

😂😂 I always liked hillbilly allergy..

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A compelling story of generations of blue green algae & mitotic division…that flagellates today. #Algae 🦠 #NACHO #FDJT

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My favorites⬇️

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When this book first came out, I borrowed it from the library. I’m an avid reader but oh boy! I only made it to the third chapter. If you think trump is an asshole and he is,Vance is worse. Condescending, narcissistic, arrogant, vain, lying piece of shit!!

Written by a literal idiot

It’s a sad story.

I'm algae green with envy

It's the third installment of this trilogy. The second one was Couchfucker Elegy.

More #AIslop. It is a tool of fascism, not a fun app.

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I've got a Hillbilly Allergy.

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OMG I love this!👍☝️👏🤣

Triump???

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Other authors are green with envy....

Making Algae Great Again

JD is very green and it won’t be easy to fix

If anyone knows anything about sludge, it’s JD

It's a couch cushion classic!

One of my biggest regrets in life: reading the original.

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Vance is already working on his next books - "Couches My Wife Doesn't Know About", "Finding Love In Furniture Stores" & "Steam-Cleaning Upholstery in a Jiffy".

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Ugh! 😡

A Memoir of Cultured Cyanobacteria

Damn, that's clever!

Absolute genius!

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Even has a theme song: Algae-lujah!

Communing

Good one...🤣🤣🤣

😅 this kind of stuff keeps me sane.

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Someone who really forgot where he came from. Vance sold out to the wealth!!He becomes a barnacle on trumps but! Just a cult follower 🤬🤬

Hilarious 👍

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And speaking of books...

Word on the street is that [this book] really grows on you.

Hillbilly Algae sounds unfair to algae. At least algae can photosynthesise, adapt to changing environments, and contribute something useful to the ecosystem.

But he said the new paint will last a 100 years! 😆

🤣😂 Love it.

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Now that's funny

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I remember when the Sunday Times was a highly respected newspaper. I was a teenager

Good one

He sent the national guard to stand watch over his #algae pit. Unbelievable. #FuckMAGA #TaxPayers #Resist

That jd vance disgraces the whole gd hillbilly culture.

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"It's Not Easy Being Green..."

nice one

Fixed the Sunday Times blurb...

Brilliant.

Lily 🪷pads are gone 🐸 and replaced with creature from the green lagoon.

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A #Rapublican story how to protect a rapist

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America is in a state of absolute absurdity.

Brexit was stupid and destructive to the UK's economy. Trump is stupid and destructive to our economy. The end.

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LMAO!

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Best one yet 😂🤣

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yes, and it's nice to see he accepts his pond scum heritage.

The foreword is to Pope Leonard Leo.

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Build the swamp! Build the swamp!

This insane JD Vance admission has Republicans — and Fox News — paralyzed with fear www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...

This insane JD Vance admission has Republicans — and Fox News — paralyzed with fearIf you sat down and tried to invent the worst possible person to put in charge of negotiating with the Islamic Republic of Iran — and obviously Donald Trump doesn’t count — you'd have no recourse but ...www.rawstory.com

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JFC

#JVDunce is an amazing author ‼️😂

I'm lichen it.

Make Algae Great Again ™️

Don't forget to eat your Greens J. D. 🤮

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nailed it.

RFK JR was spotted drinking from the reflecting pool today and he said it was fine 🙂

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Chapter One: When American Flag Blue Turns Iranian Flag Green.

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It would be perfect if it had a single dead duckling floating in the water

This book is frog approved

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That JD, he's such a fungi

I wouldn't say that culture is in crisis. If you were to ask the culture itself, it's loving life as a trillion single cell organisms.

Subtitle, “The Greening of America“

Hillbilly Pope will follow.

I'm green with envy

Much of JD's book was simply plagiarized from Horatio Algae's work, "From Bogs to Ditches"

🎶 What's it all about, Algae? Is it just for the moment we grift? What's it all about when we drift about, Algae? Were we meant to be filtered through a sieve? Or, were we meant to be green? 🎶

#86Trump #86JD #86GOP

I love this so very much!

#PantsedVance

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🥳 Touché!! Happy Solstice Sunday!!

In chapter 3, the hillbillies rediscover unicellular life forms.