*12 dead puppies later* Wizard: goddamnit I need better glasses, this says puffy soles, you should have hung around a podiatrists waiting room for 6 guys with swollen feet
PookleblinkyWizard: you will need to bring me 12 soul puppies You: oh my god that sounds cute, lil ethereal puppies I bet they float around hell yeah Wizard: oh sorry, I read that wrong, 12 puppy souls. You: oh no