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Then again i don’t exactly have the sunniest opinions on this lol

I don’t know that would’ve worked out either. We know Lu doesn’t like mouthy red guys with too much sass lol maybe if he found out Blitz was a single dad but I dunno.

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Ayeeeee hes gonna put on migrationnnnn

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Or he be like. We're making a trial because of what? No Dude, I don't fucking care.

You could convince me that Lucifer's absence has nothing to do with his depression & everything to do with Hellborn not being his creations to deal with 🤷‍♀️ The rest of Sins & the Goetia are responsible for handling this type of shit so he doesn't have to

I bet he wasn’t paying attention when awake, so he just spins a wheel, lands on “look after ducklings for one day”, calls lunch.

How would Moxxie factor into the vibe check

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I think there would have been a chance of him wanting to hear them out, but only if Ozzie told him about the forbidden relationship. If he knew that detail he might have wanted to hear because of his own situation. Otherwise he's playing with rubber ducks and ignoring everything.

i feel that if stolas would enter and sing their moppy story lu would be like "i'll spare you guys if you will tell me more DONT LEAVE ME ON A CLIFF HANGER!!!"

Funny you should mention this. I go into that in one of my longer stories where, after Loona rescues Octavia from being trapped in a closet Stella and Andrealphus lock her in, Octavia goes to find Lucifer and she explains everything before a second repeal trial begins & they come in to save the day

I assume that if Blitz & Charlie ever cross paths, Blitz will play into the idea that killing humans is *actually* all about showering the princess with new sinners, so she'll have lots of guests for her hotel. They're gifts! "You're welcome 😈 😄" "You can slow down, maybe? I'm good, it's... Enough."

Lucifer would have learnt that Blitzo was a single father who loved his adopted daughter and spared him without further questions.

man this just makes me think how Imps would literally see Lucifer as their god even though Satan made them and how BLitz would have felt knowing his own "god" is at his trial and is about to judge him....before seeing his love of ducks and trying to play on that to win Lucifer's favor.

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He would fall asleep, wake up when Stolas sings, cry, then let everyone go free because there ain't no way this sappy old fashioned romantic wet cat of a man isn't gonna throw caution to the wind for romance