cringe really is just negotiating with the petty lil cop that lives rent free inside your head

David Roberts

In my halfass pursuit of fitness, I've been pondering getting one of those weighted vests. I walk my dogs 3-5 miles a day regardless, I might as well get a little more cardio/strength benefit out of it, right? Problem: I don't want to look like a giant fucking dork. Is there a solution to this?