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Barron and Kai Trump off you go

The Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus™ looks like he's about to open his own dinosaur theme park.

They'd make him an Admiral First Class immediately if he enlisted.

The trumps have always been gutless cowards, just like Pires Moron.

Reportedly, trump once told his other children that if they enlisted in the military that he would disinherit them.

Like yeah, but also, Ventura has had (still has?) a show on Russian state tv.

Barron can't enlist. He's the only one fast enough on the computer to put in those market manipulation trades.

Good luck with that. He wont go. No one in Trump's family will.

They say he is 6’9” So Trumps 6’3” lie works! Not qualified! 6’8” Trump thought about it long ago! 61% voted for Trump!

Barron Trump would be a grease spot five minutes after he got off the troop transport. They'd shoot the product right out of his hair.

Netanyahu’s son lives in Miami Beach condo #rumorhasit

Back in 2020, there were articles published saying that Trump threatened to disown Don Jr. if he enlisted. I would have to believe the same threat has been issued to all his children and their mothers.

Sure.

Exactly, but why would we send US troops into a war that is not been a direct attack onto US soil or is the Trump guy betting on this? Makes you wonder who the $ flows into from Saudi.

I think we would find out he's mentally challenged

Momma's boy enlist? Hahaha He couldn't even go to university without momma living near him.

It *AIN'T* gonna happen, Jesse‼️...Barron will be diagnosed with Bone Spurs or some facsimile thereof -- Watch & SEE 👁👁‼️

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Hereditary bone spurs* Like he would even be allowed to see a moments action. 🙄 He would end up in the P playing war with Kegsbreath.

Melania would have to go to boot camp with him

Jesse layin the smack down…

Nah. Remember. He is a cowardly tRump spooge. His heredity drips of that families cowardice.

Ya, that’s gonna happen.

Trump's grandfather lost his German citizenship...for failing to perform his compulsory military service. Draft dodging is a family tradition.

Yesa, Barron, it's time to enlist.

#barrontrumpmustenlist

Unfortunately, Barron Trump at 6'9" is too tall for military service (6'8" for all services except the Marines, which is 6'6").

www.draftbarrontrump.com Digging the beard on Jesse! Speking truth to power. Draft Barron!

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He knows all about confronting predators.

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Barron is having a mental breakdown

Want to limit wars? Everyone who votes for military strikes goes into battle, along with their military age children, it would stop the "war for profit". trump should have been in the first plane, and not come home until a peace agreement was signed. He comes home in a box would be best.

Send Kyle Rittenhouse too

You’d have to pry him out of Mel’s cold dead hands.

why do people go sit on Piers show??? He pimped trump out to get him elected. 🤮 #DraftBarron #DraftKai #DraftTiffany #DraftMagaGestapo

A photo of one of the first deaths in Vietnam teenager Calvin Patrick and French Gay 15-year-old Poet Arthur Rimbaud. Arthur enlisted in the French Army immediately after the German Invasion of 1870, he was wounded defending the barricades of Paris. WHO WERE THE REAL MEN? Trump or Patrick/Rimbaud?

Better yet, stop the stupid war!

Who are we kidding, he wouldn't even care if his own child died. As long as he got to profit off it.

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He's busy profiting from war🙄

Pun there “spurs.” Every Congressional Rep & Senator needs to sends kids of Grandkids. If they won’t stop it, send their own! Send them knowing Trump is ordering war crimes.

They both have micropenises and don't want to be laughed at in showers.

Barron first

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'kill women and children while in uniform". Probably with a game control, in a cubicle.

"I’m calling on Barron Trump to enlist." No No No No No! Not A single one of them. It'll be hard enough as it is. They'd be threats to the lives and effectiveness of actual servicemembers.

Nice try.

Even though Barron is 6’10” or whatever, he is still a wimp. I bet he has never had a callous on his hands in his life. I wonder if his big brothers have ever taken him hunting to kill some animals & show him what a man is. Disgusting.

He would make a good periscope

The British Royal Princes did Military service.

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Mommy says he can’t. Daddy will cut off his allowance. Whatsa kid to do?!!!

It’s really something the clips Piers Morgan gives us.

He can’t be away from his mommy for that long. Very unhealthy relationship.

Three words: Ain't. Gonna'. Happen. Period.

I dont think Barron would do anything. He has lived a sheltered and privileged life. He needs to enlist but he wont.

Get him Blain!!!!

Not the point of this but Mary Trump’s father was in the Air Force. He was don’s brother.

I always respected Jesse “The Body” Ventura’s opinion. I may not always agree. But at least he’s not crazy. And MAGA…..

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And don't give us the "he's to tall" shit, here's the Air Force and Naval Academy basketball team rosters

#EPSTEIN

Netanyahus son and the orthodox don’t fight either Once they volunteer to fight for themselves, I’m all in

He could also call on the U.S. to, you know, end the war or something; just a suggestion.

Look, he'd love to but, you know, inherited bone spurs or something something...

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Junior wanted to do some sort of military service and his parents threatened to cut him off. Trump has written into his pre-nups that if the marriage ends in divorce, if a child joins the military or Peace Corps, child support ends. Who would expect any less from the grandson of a coward?

Apparently ,Barron is a pussy.

Piers Morgan is increasingly looking like a supermarket pakora.

President Biden his son served and gave his life in the Afghan War! There is no excuse for BARRON!

Private trumpedo has a nice ring to it!

That apple fell right next to the tree! I guarantee you that abominable little brat won’t enlist! He’s a grifter just like Daddy and Mommy!

Jesse is completely correct! #BarronTrumpShouldEnlist

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#truth

That is an amazing idea!

Oh please. That will be the day we see Barron in the military.🙄

I doubt that the son of a PROSTITUTE is going to enlist. MAGA are so DUMB

Love this. Of course asking them to do anything decent is a joke.

Not just Barron. ALL of em Don Jr Jared they can serve

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He wouldn’t last a day.

If Lurch does that, his father will disown him. For the trumps, the military is for suckers and losers.

The trump family has not done military service in 250 years. Trump thinks a soldier is a sucker and a loserl he got 5 deferment for Vietnam. This is trump's war that was not approved by Congress and we were not attacked. Trump started the war and let trump's end it. Send Barron to Iran.

As if. How about some of Juniors' crotch goblins too?

The barron redemption arc would actually be kind of awesome if he didnt get all sorts of special treatment

You WANT to make him a hero?

Fvck that. Trade him for a cease fire.

0% chance he'll ever serve in harm's way

Trump's Grandfather Fredrich was literally a draft dodger from Germany and going back to the early 17th century it doesn't appear that ANY Trump has ever served in any military. It's almost impressive in its own way.

Don't forget Barron's draft-age niece, Kai Trump, who had no trouble using the White House for personal gain and whose daddy is busy making money from the conflict. Those two should have the first boots on the ground! www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...

Two douches advising a bigger douchebag.

Conveniently bone spurs are hereditary 😒

Is there a reason Kai Trump cannot enlist?

Pierce looks pretty uncomfortable.

We should start a petition. If my son is being deployed so Barron

Enlist Barron! Enlist!

You have a better chance of seeing the Epstein files, Jesse.

Hey y'all, I thought of something... #LetsGoBarron❕

Great point

Meh . . . "G.I. Barron G.I. Barron Fighting man from head to bone spur on the land and the sea and in the air" just doesn't have the same rhythm.

I’m afraid the “Fortunate Son” rule will ALWAYS apply.

I believe that would make Barron a "sucker" or a "loser." Daddy's words.

But surely bone spurs are hereditary?!

Jesse is right. In fact so should his big strong, hunting, freaky brothers.

Well said, shippy!

Also don jr and Eric and ivanka

Under new rules, Eric Trump can now enlist.

While we are at it and Sec Scott Bessent blathers on about Iran and sacrifices needing to be made, it would be also good if his 20yr old son Cody would enlist as well

I'm not holding my breath

Sorry ... bone spurs.

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That assumes he actually values his son close to the amount he values himself.

The reboot of Arrested Development season two has potential to be hilarious!

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Won’t happen, trumps are PUSSIES!!

Barron Trump is like legitimately ineligible, you can’t be 7 ft tall in the military 😂😂😂

They would probably give him desk duty in the states.

Tell us Jesse, how many boots has Trump put on the ground in Iran? I am waiting, your screaming sounds nice, but NO FACTS TO BACK IT UP.

The kid is not the problem…it’s the father. Old wrestlers should just stay home and watch their muscles sag.🤡

Enlist all his sons. Anyone who’s framed pictures of themselves with things they’ve killed would love to go.

Letterman has been working out it seems…

Kai is 18. She can enlist too!

🙄 I’m sure Trump conveniently changed height limit for the military to 6 ft 8 because Barron is 6’9. Imo

Never happen. Trumps start wars and profit off wars, they never fight in them. That’s for the suckers and losers.

"Fortunate Son"

In today installment of "In the rear with the gear"

Front line too please

Bonespurs are hereditary

#sendbarron

Send the older ones.

Barron #trumpepstein is far too goofy to be in the military. He’s also a security risk. Although fragging could solve some long term problems

Barron is a coward too it’s the trump way

Trump’s granddaughter Kai should also get to the front of the volunteer line.

Trumps don't serve. Trumps take. That's not going to change.

Barron is busy ordering milk and a cheeseburger at a sushi place.

Mama Melania says no

Talk about falling on deaf ears…

🤣🤣 Pigs might fly...

How can you? Easy, just be a rich, cowardly scumbag who thinks his life is more precious than the lives of people who aren’t billionaires.

Also, how about Eric and/Jr?

The Trump regime bombed a dairy farm!! Did he find the cows a credible threat?? Cabinet of Fools. and service members may greet an early grave for this stupid bastard.

#DraftBarron

And they extended the age restriction from 37 to 42! Grab more young white men.

Donny’s son is around the same age as Barron (the president thus has a son and grandson the same age, so draw that family tree), so they could enlist together. Set an example or something.

Baron's draft dodging great grandfather ran to America to avoid mandatory military service in Germany. G-grandpa also had his citizenship in Germany revoked because of his draft dodging.

It’ll never happen! Trumps always chicken out! #TACO

Good luck with that

I bet we'll find out bonespurs are hereditary.

That’ll be the day. These people never send their kids. Biden’s and McCain’s sons were the only children of senators that served when the dads were both in the Senate.

Jesse is a real one. If you ever get the chance, ask him about living in the Baja.

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Don't forget Eric. He is of age

Acorns don’t fall far from the tree, cowards all.

I agree. Also, this is one of my favorite movie lines.

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Send these genetic mutations with him.

This is a huge gamble because if he did actually enlist first of all he'd get massive preferential treatment and second, it would make Trump look really good. I don't think he would ever go for it but it's like the old adage - never ask a question you don't know the answer to.

Here you go...

Barron Reveals Devastating Diagnosis: Debilitating Hereditary Bone SpursWHITE HOUSE DOCTORS have shared the devastating news that Barron Trump has Early Onset Hereditary Bone Spurs Syndrome which would tragically prevent him from serving in any military conflict in the ev...waterfordwhispersnews.com

Never happen. They’re all cowards who send other people’s kids into meat grinders for their BS causes, but never their own kids. “But Barron’s too tall.” By 1-inch...IF it’s true. And that’s what waivers are for. Get one. I’m sure it would be approved without a problem.

He never served and he has no respect for service members…this, in my opinion, adds to the list of reasons why this man is not qualified to be president.

The Epstein class like wars so long as their children aren’t in harms way

Do something his grandfather ran from doing.

for that dynasty of psychos, it is easy to cosplay tough guy tough while being a billionaire surrounded by 50 bodyguards at all times.

I can see it now, baron & Lindsey in matching young boys sailor outfits, dancing on the deck of a destroyer, singing good ship lollipop

Now that they raised the enlistment age, Eric and Tiffany are eligible, too, along with Barron and Kai.

No Trump has ever done military service — Enlist in the 🇺🇸 military, Barron. Do something your father never had the courage to do. The Drowsy Donnie legacy does not include military svc Going back to Barron's great grandad, who was expelled from Bavaria for draft dodging. It runs in the family

Sure would like to hear what pierce says about this

I love Jesse

The ARMY will now take enlistees as old as 42. Eric, Tiffany and Barron are all age eligible. www.stripes.com/branches/arm...

Army ups max enlistment age to 42The update brings the Army in line with the Air Force, Space Force and Coast Guard, which all accept recruits up to 42. The Navy accepts recruits up to 41www.stripes.com

Has Jesse Ventura served in the military?

It’s not like they’re gonna put him on the front lines and send them off to his death. Prince William flew helicopters for the British army, he did search and rescue missions.

They won’t take Barron he’s too tall. They ain’t got nothing that’ll fit him.

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Don’t show that dip shit racist PM on here

Barron is a coward like his daddy.

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All of trumps kids are eligible they should all be 1st in line

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Along with Marfan’s Syndrome, Barron has genetically acquired bone-spurs and a “mommy complex.”

Exactly.

No trump has ever served They’re unpatriotic cowards

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥴never going to happen!

A Trump will never join the military. Their chins are too weak.

Trump = Cowards. After this administration, we should never see a Trump in front of our faces. Ever. Take their money, take their freedom.