• All government stationery to be designed by Peter Saville, face of Tony Wilson in the corner • All cabinet meetings require the chair to wear a Frank Sidebottom head • All government emails to be signed off with “We do things differently here” • Bet Lynch from Corrie on all national currency
Jim TrincaI hear Andy Burnham is moving Number 10 to the old Factory Records building and he's commissioned a replica of the stupid table from 24 Hour Party People to have cabinet meetings around