{in studio} TELEMACHUS: Thanks for coming on the pod, man MENELAUS: No problem, bro TELEMACHUS: So tell me what's up with my dad MENELAUS: Okay, well, for one thing, Odysseus did not, quote-unquote, "die" in the Trojan War TELEMACHUS: I fuckin' knew the Lamestream Muses were lying to us
