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sometimes I question the ethics of working at a human cloning lab. the rapid growth baths smell terrible and the clones scream in their sleep if we don't titrate their nutrient solution fast enough. But then you see your front office make the big trade for Skubal and all our hard work pays off

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I’ve been leading operations at the generic white player operation outside Wauwatosa for nearly eight years with the promise of a similar deal. Yet all we’ve gotten so far is our Caleb Durbin model getting moved for another factory’s Harrison. It’s frustrating, love my work though

I'm working on a chip that would subject applicants to 1000 years of simulated labor as a clonevat pollinator during the interview, so that any potential for ethic doubt, catastrophic freakouts, or Buddha Syndrome gets screened out before they do any work on the real thing.

We really are in the Who Is Going to Stop Me? Era

If they’d only clone Vin Scully

Only five more years until the first viable Ohtanis

Brave Even Newer World

can we anti-clone chris illitch?

hey is my clone ready yet?? ive called like a dozen times but your ai secretary just keeps repeating "a clone a day keeps lauren away" in a weird accent?

Ответ для ianVG

I've hit 1 to speak to lauren but it keeps just forwarding me to Old Country Buffet in Alberta man i think your system is fucked ngl

You'll be sponsoring NPR in no time

Won't anyone think of the poor Dodgers fans? How long they've suffered with only 2 Cy Young winners and 3 MVPs on their team

Ответ для Alex Bodington

I did suffer through the 90s and 00s, when Fox/Murdoch and then con man Frank McCourt owned the team & nearly drove the franchise into the ground. I also suffered through the 10s with the cheating Astros & Kershaw’s yips. No guilt now!