“A Wii? Well wii’d be remiss not to tell you ‘in your dreams, Chump’” my parents say as they turn off power at the breaker, plunging my room and console into darkness.
"Atari 2600? Well here are 2600 reasons you should switch it off!
1. We don't see a lot of each other since your mother left me and I can feel us drifting apart. I'm pretty lonely and I'm trying to date again and I don't know where that fits in with trying to be a good dad and I want you to know th
